A Title Goes Here

So. I've done something a bit ostentatious. Nothing major...but y'know between the taxman, the govarmentals, doomsayers, naysayers, yaysayers and the fact that the TV I bought on the cheap a couple of years ago has no decent inputs (other than SCART), weighs a solid metric ton, and thus is both harshing my eyes when using it as a "desktop monitor" and requires a "box o' tricks" adapter to work with the-mac (which is my media machine), Bro is off to Sumatra and is lending me his Wii...wait....there's a justification in there somewhere.

I bought a new TV....now the-mac gets DVI->HDMI (yay...HD!), the Wii can have whatever it wants, it's got built in freeview (for what that's worth....they all have them these days apparently), it's bigger (32 of her majesties inches), and not made by Tesco. I think it weighs 1/4 of the current dude.

Also, I fucking love re-arranging all my wires and stuff. I'm an optimisation freak...this is going to be my most exciting Friday night for a while!!...the-mac, amp, tv, usb things, audio cables...it'll be very minimal compared to now.


[mum, close your eyes...]






Even with my 32 Gig-I-FUCKING-POD!*





[ok, open them]



I might even post an "un-boxing".

You lucky, lucky people!


* Sorry for the swearing mum (i'm very excited)...

Radnomness & Autofelation

This is not a blog about sucking your own cock....now fuck off weirdo!


That title should get the random Google hits up a bit...not that I ever have tried autofellatio (OK, there was that one time when I was 14, full of hormones and bad borrowed porn.....wait...you don't need to know about that).

I stuck a beta of something called Clicky on here the other day (yeah, yeah...I reserve my right to track your donkey ass) and it's confirmed the fact that I'm pretty high up in the Google rankings for the search term "cockaholic".....fucking perverts. Lots of Germans visit for "nice ginger" though so that's a decent balance.

Excuse the randomness of this post, I'm enjoying a program about Teh Mighty Atom which is alternately delightful, slightly incorrect, or annoying!

Oh Yea, trumpets....

FP: Yo, I got this big external hard-drive and I can't figure out how to make "My Documents" move to it.
Me: Errr...Right-click, left-click, tap-tap-tap....there you go...errr...that's a 50 Gig directory called "Porn"....might take a while.
FP: Errrr...

R: FruityLoops is continually freaking out then hanging on my laptop. Oh yeah, and the laptop smells like it's burning....do you know where I can buy some compressed air?
Me: Um....here, take this wire in-tray I have lurking and use that as a laptop stand...

...later...

R: OMFGWTFBBQ!!!1!!1! Everything is amazing!

If anyone who reads this knows how to turn my Korg ElectribeS from DC to AC that'd be cool....or any kind of portable wall-wart -> battery hack...

WTF....Iron is the most stable element in Teh Universe according to this TV-shit? I tink not!!!...most stable Nukeleeus, ja!

Arse!

Because I am so angry with Broadcom WiFi chipset support under linux I refuse to write anything more...

No pics for you today...deal!

Eye Apollo Guys!

Long day!

I have seen the 1st episode of the new season of Battlestar Galactica...it rules. I am very busy with work...it sucks...

Here's a great episode of The Clangers...I came across it randomly, but it really struck a chord...even just watching the 1st 5 minutes or so...that robot machine is sssooooo something built by Heryumanz!

It should be more peaceful....don't "eat the planet"!

Also...this!

You might get some Chile pics tomorrow if you're lucky (and I clear up the Sony card...or my new camera gets delivered...ever!)

Like Teh Blog Title Say...

...I was one Angry Ginger today!

I felt a rant building based on the current sitch at work but it was obliterated by Teh Wunderfarl Chile. Instead I will say just 5 words:

Never. Work. With. The. French!

Not even one of them.

So. To business (aha hahah ha haaaaaa). You've all been neglected.....She walks!



When I picked her up from R's today she walked down the hall shouting "DaDa Dada"...it was at that instant that my anger lobes drained of all energy and my heart swole (yes, swole!) with joy...Having a kid rules!

I forgot to mention a classic moment from the Sunday Lunch trip a few days ago: Thomas (age 5) and Alex (same) are busily watching a Power Rangers derivative on TV when me & Flo turned up. I sorted out the changing mat etc while the boys explained (I think) what it was about and I explained who Flo was (Thom kept saying "What's his name?"...). So the boys are sort of half watching the TV, half watching me get Flo's nappy off when Thomas said, "I liked wearing nappies". Alex looks round..."Yeah me too, you dont miss any telly when you go to the toilet!".

Television!

Teacher...mother...secret lover...Homer is always right!