Dear Lloyds TSB
Fuck you, you fucking money grabbing cunts. Not only are you fucking incompetent you can't for the fucking life of you manage to realise where the fuck I am. I want to withdraw money in a foreign land: Give me it! I want to spend more than £500 in one transaction without you phoning me up and asking if I'm a ginger-haired fuckwit! Fuck you! It's MINE!!!!
Most of all I would like a pizza.
Now stop fucking with my money, stop pretending that you need my retinal imprint and allow me to purchase some thin-crust awesomeness.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggh!!!!!!!!!!!one11!!!!
2 comments:
Could have been worse . . . . waiter could have come out with a spatular, KY and rubber glove!
But yes, I concur - all banks are cunts.
As seen in Quantum Of Solace.
i have no idea why this post has a "star wars" label ;)
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