Fixie
Things I have learnt about riding a fixed-wheel bicycle in Bristol.
- Prepare for pain
- You need to look/plan ahead
- Keep pedalling!
- Don't bother with anything more than 1:3 hills....you will die
- Braking is weird. Practice!
- Putting a retro childseat on the back adds a kilo to the bike
- Flo will whoop from the moment you start pedalling
- She also sings me songs while I cycle...
- Adding a Flo to the bike makes it even more unwieldy
- Keep pedalling!
- Pace...it's all about pace. Basically, once you start don't stop. Slow down, sure!
- Make absolutely certain no laces, sock, trouser-cuff or other loose items can possibly get caught in the chain...you will die
- If you get a bright orange, chopper-handled fixie with a childseat from the 80s containing a whooping, singing ~4year old....people will point and stare...
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