Meme

So. Tek has slapped me in the face with the metaphorical gauntlet of blog meme. Though, being the good atheist that I am, I'm not calling them '7 Deadly Sins'...some moral/ethical content ensues.


WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
My downstairs neighbour.

2. What is your weapon of choice?
Knife.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Probably not.

4. How about of the same sex?
Yep, if I really had to.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
A fat bloke in a car who'd just almost run me over.

6. What is your pet peeve?
Stupidity...not ignorance. Stupidity!

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Depends.


SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you don't?
The washing up.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
After finishing my final year dissertation I slept for 20 hours straight.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
It's a beta device.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
No.

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
Depends on the kind of 'exercise' you mean ;)

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
None.


GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Tanqueray Gin.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat??
White.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Far too much for my own good.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No.

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
No.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy?
Spicy.

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
No.


LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family):
Hundreds...heh, it was a nudist beach.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family):
If they were all looking (which of course they were)...hundreds.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
Yes.

4. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
Yes.

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
'The Girls'....

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yes.


GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?
Two...but one is for work only.

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
I think you mean 'shop'...in which case: Cake Shops!

3. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich.

4. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
No.

5. Have you ever stolen anything?
Yes.

6. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
60 Gig....jebus Tek's got 2 Tb!


PRIDE

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
Made a Flo.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Made a Flo.

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
Early retirement. Not hurting anyone. Nirvana.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
Nope.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yeah, there was that time I challenged a bunch of 5 year olds to a running race ;)

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yes.

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
It's early yet, but probably posting this while on a conference call with a spaniard and 2 frogs.


ENVY

1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Nothing. OK...the Bucky Nizmong!

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
What in the name of Carl Sagan are you talking about?

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Flo. Seems pretty cushy being a babber.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Not to my knowledge, but I've been dumped HARD!

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yeah...boobies, heh!

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Empathy.