Please hold...

Yes, you're right, I haven't posted in a while.

Sorry about that.

Actually. No, not so sorry.

I'll post something decent soon I promise...including:

• Flo riding a horse
• My mum stealing from Father Christmas
• Sebaceous cysts (yay!)
  
• Maxillofacial surgery (not once, but twice!)
• Panic & confusion
• Volunteering to be harassed by legions of children
• ...and bacon

OK, maybe not bacon...but the rest of it.

Soon.

I promise.