Pony Up (My Lovely Lady Lumps)

As promised...here's a partial update on the latest news.

Ride!

Everybody poops!

Yikes!

Yes, that motherfucker on my neck is a huge sebaceous cyst (yummy)...It took 2 operations (minor, local anaesthetic jobs) to get it clear...there's now a non-infected lump on my neck which'll get yoiked out in the New Year.

Awesome!

Please hold...

Yes, you're right, I haven't posted in a while.

Sorry about that.

Actually. No, not so sorry.

I'll post something decent soon I promise...including:

• Flo riding a horse
• My mum stealing from Father Christmas
• Sebaceous cysts (yay!)
  
• Maxillofacial surgery (not once, but twice!)
• Panic & confusion
• Volunteering to be harassed by legions of children
• ...and bacon

OK, maybe not bacon...but the rest of it.

Soon.

I promise.

Ding!