Now you see me...

...now you don't!

Been busy with work, attempting to mod my DS and finding anglicisized francophiles to sleep with...egads!

Teh Bruvver rides again!

Lookin' from teh outside in!

As Flo lies down to sleep..."But what about you daddy?"....I lay down next to her and she strokes my hair as I stroke her back...."I love you mummy" she says..."and Ez and you daddy"...

I hope she can sleep with a pillow soaked by my tears.

The Crappier The Weather

The more wonderful it is to spend the entire weekend indoors with Flo.

All photos in random order...laziness!

We did some painting....of which more later

We chose many, many books to read.

We licked ourselves clean!

After eating some yoghurt.

We did lots of painting (akchudee!)

We danced on the circles on Daddies new bed (thing on right is "Flo's House"...it contains a dragon...and serves as my bedside table).

And on "mine own noo bed"! Note tiger, who has to sleep on Flo's right hand side apparently.

Flo helped me cook dinner (by cutting pastry with a very blunt table knife).

And ate lots of our chicken & chickpea tagine type thingamummy.


"Geen Hand Daddy!" she said as I walked in (after going for a quick wee)...

"Love you Daddy" she said as she snuggled up in my bed because she'd had a bad dream.

Nectronics

Dese your netronics daddy?

1 Minute Silence

Ever wondered what happens when you need to keep a toddler quiet for 1 minute?

Yeah, doesn't work.

That's No Moon!

Cool beans to ITV (4?) which is showing original Star Wars on Sunday's just after I drop Flo back and tidy up...Sweet sofa heaven!

Bad beans to the "christian" idiot who "violated" atheist in a minivan! You suck...sucker.

Chilli Beans to:

• The 626 unique visitors to this blog since July 1st 2007.
• The huge number of people who visit via the search term "fuck you bill gates" (or variants thereof)...I love you guys too!
• The freak who searched for "angry ginger cocks".
• Nintendo R4 DS, The Pirate Bay and hackers generally.
• Google for going with OHA and Linux (hopefully)

That is all.

Gunpowder, Treason & Plot

Had a great weekend with Flo. Sunday morning was spent playing football in the "different park", swinging and playing in a sand pit. Then we went to the "muse-ian" for some culture, a coffee shop for a donut and a drink and then back to daddy's house for lunch. Attempted a nap (which failed) and then playing in the leaves....

Flo: What's dat?
Me: That, honey bear, is a statue!
Flo: Stat me?
Me: N0 it's a man.
Flo: Stat You. Stat Man.

Flo in racing stance....with racing hat.

Foopball

Mid-sneeze

It's a Tiger daddy!

Agh! It's roarin' at me daddy!!

Eatin' my pens!

Leaves are very "in" right now, and there's not a lot funnier than a toddler up to her waist in leafage!