Chickens!

Fuck yeah!

Radnomness & Autofelation

This is not a blog about sucking your own cock....now fuck off weirdo!


That title should get the random Google hits up a bit...not that I ever have tried autofellatio (OK, there was that one time when I was 14, full of hormones and bad borrowed porn.....wait...you don't need to know about that).

I stuck a beta of something called Clicky on here the other day (yeah, yeah...I reserve my right to track your donkey ass) and it's confirmed the fact that I'm pretty high up in the Google rankings for the search term "cockaholic".....fucking perverts. Lots of Germans visit for "nice ginger" though so that's a decent balance.

Excuse the randomness of this post, I'm enjoying a program about Teh Mighty Atom which is alternately delightful, slightly incorrect, or annoying!

Oh Yea, trumpets....

FP: Yo, I got this big external hard-drive and I can't figure out how to make "My Documents" move to it.
Me: Errr...Right-click, left-click, tap-tap-tap....there you go...errr...that's a 50 Gig directory called "Porn"....might take a while.
FP: Errrr...

R: FruityLoops is continually freaking out then hanging on my laptop. Oh yeah, and the laptop smells like it's burning....do you know where I can buy some compressed air?
Me: Um....here, take this wire in-tray I have lurking and use that as a laptop stand...

...later...

R: OMFGWTFBBQ!!!1!!1! Everything is amazing!

If anyone who reads this knows how to turn my Korg ElectribeS from DC to AC that'd be cool....or any kind of portable wall-wart -> battery hack...

WTF....Iron is the most stable element in Teh Universe according to this TV-shit? I tink not!!!...most stable Nukeleeus, ja!

Arse!

Because I am so angry with Broadcom WiFi chipset support under linux I refuse to write anything more...

No pics for you today...deal!

Back to normality....

....or what passes for "normal" round here.

Had a really nice weekend with Flo who turned up extremely tired on Saturday, having apparently woken up at 1:30am and refused to go back to sleep. Here's some evidence....too tired to eat her dinner!

My favourite part was her trying to cram peas and mash potato into her mouth while sucking her thumb and with her eyes shut! Anyway, she went straight to bed halfway through dinner (Chicken Stew with mash and peas since you ask) and un-amazingly slept from 5pm until 7am!!

We pottered around the house (something of a theme for me of late) for some of the morning and then decided we should go to the museum...

We bought some masks....

...and had Pizza. Flo shouting "I'm having pizza, lady!" at anybody who walked past.

And I showed Flo how to leap from a height....

Onto a book which makes an amusing farting noise!

Zero 8 Baby!

Yes, I haven't posted much recently have I....too much fun over the holidays that's what it is....that and a complete lack of desire to turn on a computer...

Business as usual will resume forthwith...

Get On Yer E'phant!

Props to female Riccolo (as Flo calls her) for coming round for Sunday Lunch.

Next weekend we'll be meeting Uncle Joe on the train down to Exeter for a few days with Granny Jan and Grandad over Chrimbo.

Needless to say, Flo's a bit excited.

Wizard!

Doing Teh Gay!

Probably not what you're thinking.

Was in Paris this week for fun & laffs at a Multimedia Standardisation Seminar....woooo. Fundamentally this entailed me and Big Stu sitting in a room for 10 or so hours listening to people justify the 3.4 Million Euros they spent this year going on "jollies".

This is the rather smart building we were in...the room we languished in....and a shot on the train on the way back out to the airport (complete with spooky reflection of Big Stu's bonce).

No Pictures, Daddy!

Givin' it some verbal!

Givin' it some physical!

Now you see me...

...now you don't!

Been busy with work, attempting to mod my DS and finding anglicisized francophiles to sleep with...egads!

Teh Bruvver rides again!

Lookin' from teh outside in!

As Flo lies down to sleep..."But what about you daddy?"....I lay down next to her and she strokes my hair as I stroke her back...."I love you mummy" she says..."and Ez and you daddy"...

I hope she can sleep with a pillow soaked by my tears.

The Crappier The Weather

The more wonderful it is to spend the entire weekend indoors with Flo.

All photos in random order...laziness!

We did some painting....of which more later

We chose many, many books to read.

We licked ourselves clean!

After eating some yoghurt.

We did lots of painting (akchudee!)

We danced on the circles on Daddies new bed (thing on right is "Flo's House"...it contains a dragon...and serves as my bedside table).

And on "mine own noo bed"! Note tiger, who has to sleep on Flo's right hand side apparently.

Flo helped me cook dinner (by cutting pastry with a very blunt table knife).

And ate lots of our chicken & chickpea tagine type thingamummy.


"Geen Hand Daddy!" she said as I walked in (after going for a quick wee)...

"Love you Daddy" she said as she snuggled up in my bed because she'd had a bad dream.

Nectronics

Dese your netronics daddy?

1 Minute Silence

Ever wondered what happens when you need to keep a toddler quiet for 1 minute?

Yeah, doesn't work.

That's No Moon!

Cool beans to ITV (4?) which is showing original Star Wars on Sunday's just after I drop Flo back and tidy up...Sweet sofa heaven!

Bad beans to the "christian" idiot who "violated" atheist in a minivan! You suck...sucker.

Chilli Beans to:

• The 626 unique visitors to this blog since July 1st 2007.
• The huge number of people who visit via the search term "fuck you bill gates" (or variants thereof)...I love you guys too!
• The freak who searched for "angry ginger cocks".
• Nintendo R4 DS, The Pirate Bay and hackers generally.
• Google for going with OHA and Linux (hopefully)

That is all.

Gunpowder, Treason & Plot

Had a great weekend with Flo. Sunday morning was spent playing football in the "different park", swinging and playing in a sand pit. Then we went to the "muse-ian" for some culture, a coffee shop for a donut and a drink and then back to daddy's house for lunch. Attempted a nap (which failed) and then playing in the leaves....

Flo: What's dat?
Me: That, honey bear, is a statue!
Flo: Stat me?
Me: N0 it's a man.
Flo: Stat You. Stat Man.

Flo in racing stance....with racing hat.

Foopball

Mid-sneeze

It's a Tiger daddy!

Agh! It's roarin' at me daddy!!

Eatin' my pens!

Leaves are very "in" right now, and there's not a lot funnier than a toddler up to her waist in leafage!