Dear Lloyds TSB

Fuck you, you fucking money grabbing cunts. Not only are you fucking incompetent you can't for the fucking life of you manage to realise where the fuck I am. I want to withdraw money in a foreign land: Give me it! I want to spend more than £500 in one transaction without you phoning me up and asking if I'm a ginger-haired fuckwit! Fuck you! It's MINE!!!!

Most of all I would like a pizza.

Now stop fucking with my money, stop pretending that you need my retinal imprint and allow me to purchase some thin-crust awesomeness.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggh!!!!!!!!!!!one11!!!!

That's No Moon!

Cool beans to ITV (4?) which is showing original Star Wars on Sunday's just after I drop Flo back and tidy up...Sweet sofa heaven!

Bad beans to the "christian" idiot who "violated" atheist in a minivan! You suck...sucker.

Chilli Beans to:

• The 626 unique visitors to this blog since July 1st 2007.
• The huge number of people who visit via the search term "fuck you bill gates" (or variants thereof)...I love you guys too!
• The freak who searched for "angry ginger cocks".
• Nintendo R4 DS, The Pirate Bay and hackers generally.
• Google for going with OHA and Linux (hopefully)

That is all.