I Am A Mountain [updated]

As Flo told me the other morning.

Another thing I never expected to hear her say is (at the top of her voice)...

BE VERY CAREFUL DADDY! DON'T STEP IN MY PENIS!!!

What she actually meant was that she hadn't quite made it to the toilet and she was worried I'd step in the wet patch on the stairs.

I laughed so much I nearly fell back down 'em.

Let's ride daddy!

Chillaxin in front of the fire (note "cushion wall" so "Moshi wont prickle me")

UPDATE: Sanity in an insane world! Thank you Mr Brooker...

From the mouths of babes....

...and, it seems, children in general.

So, Rosie and I are chatting while Flo pulls herself together after her nap. Then....

Ez : Ben, can I ask you a question?
Me : Sure thing.
Ez : What's knowledge?
Me : [stunned silence]

Then this morning I dropped a baking sheet which made a kind of crashing, rumbling noise on the wooden floor.

Flo : [running in to kitchen] Bunder storm?....Oh. It's daddy [hops (?) out of room shouting] Pirates Daddy Pirates!